Timmy waited all night to kiss vionka at the prom but when he went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee
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by 90's kid 1947 April 20, 2018
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by nemesys April 20, 2018
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Get the BLING BLING mug.When friends invite you to come play blonghole in the yard, so you you order a drum of lubricant and a gimp suit in anticipation. Then you show up expecting a nude slip n’ slide, just to realize it’s a graduation party where “whitey” is celebrating Cinco de Mayo and a doctoral degree. Also, carbon buildup on a whale shaped bong.
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