biscuit dildo

A roll of biscuits from the fridge used as a dildo. See rob riggles "operation fluffy bunny" on The Daily Show.

let's just use a biscuit dildo rather than going to the dildo shop and buying a dildo.

by henry's balls October 16, 2007

pinch a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.

I'm so fucking constipated that I can't even pinch a biscuit.

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Biscuit Butt

Alexa Bliss' ass

Alexa Bliss' has a biscuit butt, it's cute and in shape

by SexualVanilla3575 June 23, 2019

Man Biscuit

A Man Biscuit is generally referring to a man, who is a slut and sleeps with anything he can get his hands on.

That man named Earl, he's a bit of a Nazi man biscuit.

by Mega Bitch 2000 January 16, 2005

disco biscuits

"ludes, man, fuckin ludes"

A slang term from the 1970s for Quaaludes: A trademark used for the drug methaqualone.

See also: Quaaludes and Ludes.

Hey baby, you wanna pop some disco biscuits and then take a ride in my shaggin wagon?

by Grendel February 27, 2004

dick biscuit

When you shit in a frozen hotdog bun and put your dick on it, then proceed to attempt to feed your sausage to a wild animal. Usually performed in Wisconsin

There was a deer in my backyard on Tuesday. I tried to give him a dick biscuit , but that didn't end well.

by Doordork September 4, 2016

chicken biscuit

the breakfast of champions

damn man, i had a chicken biscuit for breakfast and i'm craving some booty.

by Cid Saijin April 22, 2005