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The Egg Beater

To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.
This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...
by The Caulk Goblin May 1, 2011
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Canter banter

The act of engaging in verbal competition with another whilst in the vicinity of the city of Canterbury, South East England. Such communication may include insulting the other, or the other's family or friends. When occuring amongst the student population (i.e. those attending Canterbury Christ Church of the University of Kent), it may be used to indicate the unimpressive drinking capability of a certain individual.
Example of Canter banter:
C4 student: "Dude, you can't drink for shit."
University of Kent student: "Oh yeah? Watch me down this jug of Snake Bite... not so big now are ya!"
C4 student: "That's not what your mum said."
by ellenstone July 26, 2009
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Beiter

A term describing someone who is stuck up with an attitude. A Beiter tends to look down on people for no reason at all and is quick to respond to questions or statements with a smart ass answer.
What's your problem tonight? You are acting like a Beiter!
by GoogleMaster November 7, 2006
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banter

playfully insulting somebody, who will not take you seriously.
You complete twat ;) :P
by donnald duck June 10, 2005
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bender

A homosexual male. Literally someone who bends over and takes it in the ass.
If you put a rainbow sticker on your car, people might think you are a bender.
by Osro August 25, 2005
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begbies banter

banter, pure pish talk, hard man patter,nonsense,
aye he is full of begbies banter, pure pish talk thinks he is a vster
by vsters August 10, 2007
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Bestialic Banter

When someone enters into humorous discourse redgarding sexual relations with members of the great animal kingdom.
Please lay off the bestialic banter in front of my mother. She's not as sexually open minded as most.
by Lucien Sanchez February 25, 2009
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