Retirement Beard

A bead grown soon after retirement
I'm quitting my job and growing a retirement beard just like David Letterman.
by Stylecouncler September 17, 2018
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leslie beard

Usually occurring on males of Irish descent. It is a full facially grown beard, with hairs clipped to a length of no longer than 1/2". For a beard be considered a "leslie beard" it's color must be red/reddish/ruddy and the color of the male's head-hair must be of some other shade. The two shades/hue cannot match completely, thus creating a two-tone effect that is irresistible to the ladies.
"Sean is sporting a healthy looking leslie beard these days."
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beard daddy

A man whose beard game is on point. His beard commands attention and takes up a large portion of his face. When having relations with him he will likely have you screaming "daddy" (even though he may not have kids)
Sarah did you see that beard daddy working at the bank! ?!
by Kbunnei March 26, 2016
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god's beard

Only applies to non-living things. Something so awesome, no other words can describe it. The epitome of greatness. The Holy Grail of all things amazing. The ultimate compliment to an inanimate object. Even higher in the ranks than "the tits". Considered divine in nature because of the sheer intensity with which its magnificence radiates outward.
1) Keith, this danish is so good. It's god's beard, man! Nice job!
2) Kathryn, where on EARTH did you find this tennis racket?! It's so light, yet so sturdy and easy to use. I think it might just be god's beard!
3) Billy is a saxaphone player beyond natural human abilities. I think his saxaphone is god's beard. It must be if a player of his caliber has graced it with his lips.
by Roose Pies July 17, 2007
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Blue Beard

A term used in the TV show Hannibal; used to descriibe someone that not only has one partner, but kills one after another.
"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"
by Benny-BlueGid January 21, 2021
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bearded vag

tom: you need a bikini wax. im not doing that bearded vag.
by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008
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Sticky Beard

The sticky mess left behind after your girl rides your face.
Damn, she tasted good but I got such a sticky beard
by dandfingman June 29, 2011
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