cake batter

Cake batter is the elusive middle-state shit that is not quite hard but not quite loose or watery, but somewhere in between. Prominent indicators of cake batter are the large amount of fecal matter left clinging to the ass/hair as well as the need to exceed the nominal wipe count in order achieve maximum cleanliness.

Much like a quality meringue, Adam's cake batter exhibited well formed peaks in both the bowl and his ass.

by teh collective January 13, 2010

I'm Batting 1,000

A Baseball term used for sex. This term means you've had anal sex with every partner you've ever been with.

"I've only had anal with one person." "Really? I've gotta say man, I'm batting 1,000."

by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012

battering ram

A battering ram is a big, long dick with a larger diameter head.

One of my cadet friends fucked me with his battering ram dick!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

cake batter

A person composed of more than one race.

Coined by AMW aka JD Jr. in the cold winter days of Janurary 09 in order to describe a certain sorority sister.

That girl is a batch of cake batter.

by wwmcd January 28, 2009

Battersea Park

To take the dick out before it happens

Battersea Park is the railroad station before London Victoria, nearly the end of the journey.

I shall be careful. I shall get off in Battersea Park.

by Manuel G. R. December 9, 2008

low battery

low battery can stand for a lot of shit! it basically means "all out of" a certain thing or just unwilling to continue. there can be: emotionally low on battery , physically low battery, financially low on battery ,or any other stupid thing anyone could use!!!

emotionally low batt- stressed, mad,emo, sad,lovesick,lonely,...(anything regarding emotions)
physically low batt- tired,sick,hungover(from over night partying),too drunk to stand up,stoned,jaded,or just f***ing sleepy...
financially low batt- broke(like britteny spears ever since she lost her underwear!),out of money(im sure you already get it... right?)

low battery can also mean "turned off" or what a girl says when shes not horny!!!

by im not emo November 14, 2007

Battery Bank

An extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds. usually stored under the battery of a cellular phone.

I was running low on cash and had to float on my battery bank until payday.

by Dr,Watson August 14, 2010