Mini-Batter

Somebody who has a penis shorter than 4 inches, they often occur in lower middle class suburban kids stereotypically.

Dane Derouin is a mini-batter because his dick is only 2 inches long.

by 9289515257 October 23, 2011

Butt Batter

Standard Issue Anal Lube

"Y'know, this can't happen without some Butt Batter."

by meesterrain May 11, 2015

Bissell Baby Batter

2. Bissell Baby Batter is a vacuum used by girls that think abortions are a form of birth control.

This is #2 of 5 vacuums.

In one month April had already had 2 abortions and was thinking she was gonna have to go back in and ask the Dr. for a stronger abortion vacuum like the Bissell Baby Batter.

by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019

waffle batter

Another word for penis.

Andy sniffed Ernie's waffle batter all night long, until sperm came out of ernie's waffle batter

by milzy April 26, 2006

battery

euphemism for tampon

example: "Wait a minute, I need to change my battery."

by savagereader February 5, 2009

batterman

ppl who r jews and love watching batman with there friends and family. They tend to hav big families and are not the brightest people. They are really sporty and fail school.They hang up pictures of rabbis and super heroes on there wall to comfort them, it makes thme feel strong

have you seen Rebbeca today?

no but she is such a batterman!

i know she always wants to be with her family !

by eatitorbeatit August 26, 2010

barted; v., past-tense

made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted and blew the test.

by K. Doyle February 18, 2003