by brittles August 29, 2004
what you say when you're having a really bad hair day; looks like you could get an animal (slightly bigger than a rat) caught in your hair.
my hair keeps frizzing, it's all over the place, my straightener won't work and I'm out of hairspray. looks like my hair is gonna be catching bats.
by panix August 06, 2008
a booger that everyone can see hanging from your nostril, but you can't feel, usually because it's too cold and your nose is numb.
by Migizzle January 18, 2009
by richerd March 31, 2008
One who acts like a complete jackass in order to seem cool. When someone acts like a "bat" they are ussualy under the influence of weed or alcohol or maybe even both in some cases. People who act like bats are also refered to as "That Guy", or more generally a "JP".
Bryan smokes alot of pot, then drinks alot, he then proceeds to "fly" around the room as a bat acting like a complete idiot. When he stops, someone then tells him, nigga, you a bat right now.
by ThatloserGuy January 26, 2008
An erection made hard with the help of Viagra. You can be drunk and full of pills and still fuck if you are swingib with a corked bat
I was fucked up drunk and on percocets but I could still lay pipe cause I was swinging with a corked bat.
by Jacky Treehorn June 16, 2003
by ScottieC October 14, 2006