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reality-based community

Those who put their trust in the facts, as opposed to those who rely on faith. A senior White House aide spoke derisively of the "reality-based community" to reporter Ron Suskind, and the meme spread rather quickly among those who don't think you can get pregnant from masturbation.
Just about anyone who doesn't like Bush.
by Xyzzy January 18, 2005
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100000th base

When Mars has sex with earth and creates Saturn and the hubble telescope is used as a dildo for the sun
The universe was created by a 100000th base
by The Hybrid Asian February 10, 2014
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24th Base

To oraly shag a fish and then 2 slap an entire primary school of kids with it and then proceed to put it up your arse and eat it
"Heyi got to 24th base last night"
"Fuck Off You Freak"
by Keith Cheeseman April 3, 2009
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sixth base

To immediately knock your sexual partner unconscious after sealing the deal on fifth base (anal)
"Yeah, I totally reached sixth base (six-based) her in the back of the head afterwards and got the hell out of there"
by Tim Gruich October 6, 2008
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sixteenth base

STEP UNO-having regular intercourse and impregnating the girl

STEP B-having the girl give birth within five minutes of having sex

STEP TROIS-having the man eat the baby whole and do the girl until the baby pops out of his penis and pops back into her vagina

STEP SHI-she must then regurgitate the baby while choreographing a dance to "Bad Romance"

ADDITIONAL NOTE-the baby must survive otherwise you have just done "salutation to the sun", a common yoga exercise
Janet: I like aerobics.
Jim: I like sixteenth base.
by KennyIsBoredFTS May 28, 2010
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Baseball Trainer

During anal sex, the man pulls out and injects the woman in the backside with steroids without telling her first. When she turns around to investigate, the man shoots his sperm into her eye.
"I was did a baseball trainer last night."
"You gave a woman steroids and jizzed in her eye?"
"Yup."
by Spermtastic Lover June 11, 2009
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all your base are belong to us

1. An exclamation of superiority
2. Phrase exclaimed when the opposite team/opponent is pwned or defeated.
3. Phrase taken from Zero Wing, a poorly translated Japanese-to-English video game, in which the character Cats exclaims.
1. Haha you guys suck! All your base are belong to us!
2. We won! We won! Your bases are ours! All of them! All your base are belong to us!!
3. Play Zero Wing and see.
by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003
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