The exhausting phenomenon of having thirteen loose bowel evacuations in one 24 hour period. Especially while on holiday in Mexico or in Majorca on your 30th birthday with seven of your mates.
'I really thought Paul was going to make a baker's dozen but he bust and had his 14th at five to midnight. That's 20 euros wasted then.'
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To eat lunch early.
Suspected to have come from the fact bakers work odd hours and as such have odd meal times.
Suspected to have come from the fact bakers work odd hours and as such have odd meal times.
Said at 10AM: "I'm starving! Gonna do a baker and have lunch now".
"Tom's doing a baker. It's only 11 and he's eating his sandwich"
"Tom's doing a baker. It's only 11 and he's eating his sandwich"
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Man: How was the trip to see your "girlfriend"?
Dude: Man, I tore her ass up! Made it a baker's dozen just so she wouldn't forget.
Man: Whatever, Dude. Doesn't count if you cranked them out by hand.
Dude: Man, I tore her ass up! Made it a baker's dozen just so she wouldn't forget.
Man: Whatever, Dude. Doesn't count if you cranked them out by hand.
by Maj February 19, 2004
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Person 2: Oh i'm from Bakersfield
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