Baking the Crib

Playing a friendly game of cribbage after smoking weed.

Hey man, are you doing anything tonight?" "Yeah man, I'm baking the crib with some friends.

by HighGinger July 28, 2011

bake news

The status of one's eating options.

Ask the hostess for the bake news; is dinner ready, or should we order out?

by smjgJsbjgsm November 3, 2018

Baking a Squash

When you masturbate with a squash and forget to remove it.

" I hope no one notices I've been baking a squash all day"

by BakedSquash September 16, 2016

Birthday Baked

Similar to white girl wasted, birthday baked means a middle class person or someone on a budget spending more on marijuana for their birthday as a treat to themselves.

Dave: What are you doing for your birthday?
Harry: I just got paid so I'll probably visit my dealer and get birthday baked.

John planned to get birthday baked and therefore had to buy more snacks than usual.

by CadillacDan July 20, 2011

slack and bake

Similar to that of the wake and bake but for the super stoner who doesn't wake up till noon.

John : Yooo, let's wake and bake tomorrow morning?
Steve: Nahh, I don't wake up till noon my dude, let's slack and bake instead

by youlin August 15, 2010

baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012

Bake and Flake

when you get high and then flake on someone you made plans with. Can be reversed and used as "Flake and Bake" at which point you flake on someone and then get high.

in some rare instances one could use the term "Bake and Flake" when one is going to get high and then scrape/flake paint off of a building or whatever.

I was gonna go kick it with "the GF" but then I got high. Classic Bake and Flake.

I don't feel like picking Cracky up at the airport. Sorry bro, time to smoke some herb instead... I don't flake and bake often, but Cracky would understand.

by abbycdiddy September 30, 2009