Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you
Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag
by AJ7865 April 24, 2023
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bag of hurt

Something that is complex and riddled too many issues to be workable. Fraught with uncertainties. A 'do it at your own risk' thing.

Steve Jobs famously called Blu-ray, a bag of hurt when asked if Apple planned to include a Blu-ray drive in their Macs. This was when the HD-DVD vs Blu-ray format-war was still unresolved and there was a lot of uncertainty surrounding the technology
1. AMD processors and Hackintosh? That's a bag of hurt.

2. Internet Explorer and CSS 3? That's a bag of hurt.
by Vulturo September 30, 2009
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Dahmer Bag

Any extremely over-stuffed black garbage bag. Generally found in a home kitchen as family members sequentially avoid taking the garbage out by double-stuffing the present bag to the point it can barely be closed.

Inspired by images of numerous Forensic Officers exiting Serial Killer Jeffery Dahmer’s apartment with bulging black bags full of body parts.
(noun): “That Dahmer Bag is about ready to blow…., but I think this Pizza Box will still fit”

(verb): “Hey man, don’t Dahmer that bag just take it out”
by felhazcal September 26, 2012
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Bag ketchup

When you go through a drive through, and they ask, "Would you like some ketchup?", clearly you're going to say yes. You know you have a whole bottle at home in the fridge, but it's not the same. Bag ketchup is always warmer, softer, and saltier then your ketchup from the fridge. It's like, a whole new world kind of.....but with ketchup. you should now all know your answer for the next time you get asked "Would you like some ketchup?"
Mom: "Honey there's some ketchup in the fridge if you want any."

Kid: "nah it's chill ma, I got a load of bag ketchup right here!"
by somedayiwillbeoneless May 11, 2011
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Bag Swag

Ball-Cleavage; interscrotal cleft; when you smoosh your balls together to impress your lady
Those are some short shorts, bro has some bag swag going on
by Arbbunny April 04, 2015
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Prune Bag

The male scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack.
Rachel was sucking my prune bag last night.

I really get off wanking when I pull my prune bag.

Your mom fondled my prune bag last night braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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Sass-Bag

One who is full of "sass", and never-ending comebacks. Happens frequently with undisciplined children, always with a smart remark.
Dude, you never shut up. You're a sass-bag bro.
by Chris Magoo 2 February 21, 2011
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