by DestDM January 9, 2021
Get the Bagelingmug. 1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.
2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.
3. One who is black, with white skin.
2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.
3. One who is black, with white skin.
1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!
2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.
3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.
2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.
3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.
by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009
Get the Stoop-Bagelmug. The act of rimming a man, the hole in the bagel is referential to the butthole, and the anchovies refer to the ravenous man that has his mouth open and pleasuring the receiver. The anchovy is also a fed upon by several top level predators and this represents the role of the person that uses the terms place in the hierarchy of being available for a wide range of types of men.
"Wow, did you hear about Timmy! He lined up for all the guys last night, it was a real thing o anchovies and a bagel!"
by zimdah April 1, 2021
Get the thing o anchovies and a bagelmug. When a woman is performing oral sex on one man while another is penetrating her from behind, doggie style. While this is happening, place a plate of Bagel Bites on her back and have the two gentlemen share them while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
by pittmonkey66 March 25, 2022
Get the The Bagel Bitemug. A sex toy for hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.
Goes well with avocado.
healthy donut
Goes well with avocado.
healthy donut
by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022
Get the bagelmug. 
Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie
by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025
Get the Blueberry bagelmug.