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Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.
by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022
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Parent

Parent(s). Two people who love, care, support, listen, and be there for their children…that’s what children deserve. Not two people who neglect, hurt, exclude, shame, and damage their children. Children deserve parents but not all adults deserve children.
Parent: I’ll support, love, and listen to you with whatever you say. We love you with all our hearts and we will listen to what you need best and to help whenever.
Anything other than love, support, kindness, and being there mentally/physically is no parent and dose not deserve children
by Highforlove_1010 April 13, 2025
mugGet the Parentmug.

parents

something the Maximoff twins don't have
Wanda and Pietro Maximoff dont have parents
by gayweirdo_AshePugh September 2, 2021
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Chud parented

Used when your stupid chud parents force you to get off of the computer while you're playing with bro for a dumb reason.
Sorry bro i gtg, just got chud parented.
by Detective Funnybone May 30, 2025
mugGet the Chud parentedmug.

Madeline McCanns parents

This is a term used to describe a mother and a father who are so caring for their children they leave them in a hotel room unattended by anyone until they get kidnapped. They are the two most caring loving people in the world they always think about what is best for their children and would do anything to protect them
“Should we go out tonight love”
“Oh of course lets Be Madeline McCanns parents no point checking on kids they will be fine”
by AandBarefitaf November 8, 2019
mugGet the Madeline McCanns parentsmug.

chronic parents

parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow
hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"
by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018
mugGet the chronic parentsmug.

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