Holy Names Academy

Home of the craziest bitches west of the Mississippi. A small Catholic Highschool, home to 600 of the finest and brightest young ladies in Seattle. However due to insane amounts of homework and crazy nuns the girls tend to lose their minds and their labedos.

And no they dont wear skeezy uniforms

"what school do you go to"
"holy names academy, seattles number one choice for girls"
"oh cool do you have like, you know....uniforms"
"umm no"
"ok well then I dont think we should be friends"

by grahm craker123 December 6, 2006

Academy of Holy Angels

A Catholic, Co-Ed, Private school located in Richfield, Minnesota - only two minutes outside of Minneapolis. It is a school filled entirely with white kids and the typical black kid is looked on like a wild animal - and are marveled at. The cost of tuition is currently $12,500 and increases by about 600 - 1000 dollars a year. Starting in 2007, every student gets a laptop to keep which just shows how wealthy the school is. AHA is known very much for their Boys and Girls Hockey programs who have won state 5 times in the last 12 years. The football program isn't doing so great right now, but will be in the next year. There are many exclusive drugs that only the wealthy can afford and an unbelievable amount of alcohol - even freshman are known as drunks at times. The teachers are generally good, with the exception of a few Science and Religion teachers. The school's graduation rate is 100% and 99% go onto college. The curriculum is incredibly difficult and some consider it harder than community colleges - even for freshman and sophomores. The average ACT score is around 26 and there have been several students with 35's and 36's. Students come from all over the state to go to AHA. It's feeder school is known as Blessed Trinity, which is next door, over 90% of those students end up at AHA. Other schools include: Faithful Shepherd, Annunciation, Nativity of Mary, and St. Johns of Savage. Thanks to the laptops, work is rarely done during class and students can e-mail, play games, facebook, and shop online all day. AHA is better than Edina Public School - though they think they are better - we ALL know that they are just another PUBLIC school and can't compete with our money, status, and class.

Guy # 2 "... I have to sit next to that black kid in my class"
Guy # 1 "oh you mean travis, or madeline?"
Guy # 2 "madeline, how'd you know?"
Guy # 1 "there's only 4 in our grade..."
Guy # 2 "there's still that many?!?! we better come to school armed."

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Edina Loser: Huhaha we are so much better than AHA - we've got like 4,000 kids and some money.

Academy of Holy Angels Student: Wtf. You go to public school and you think you're better and wealthier than us? You must be high - with poor drugs, I might add.

by aha2012 September 19, 2009

Academic Darwinism

Survival of the fittest, academically speaking. Differential scholastic success. Academic Darwinism encompasses the undertaking of doing of whatever it takes to ensure pedagogic success.

At B.B. High School, they prefer to call it Academic Darwinism.

by The Dodo April 26, 2006

BrookField Academy

A small preppy school in menominee falls. Nobody has ever heard of it because they never win state championships or really anything. The school is very hard and honestly filled with fucking geniuses. Everyone is rich. This school is liked by everyone, mainly because no one has ever heard of them but there making an appearance every year in a chess tourney or skemthing

Dude where do you go school?

I go to brookfield Academy

What the fuck? I mean where do you go to highscool?

Yeah, Brookfield Academy

Oh where the hell is that
I don't even know man

by Suck my nuts Mr. Wolf April 4, 2017

Erskine Academy

A high school in China, Maine. with more than 600 students. We have heard it is the best high school you can go to but it is a private school 6 towns go to it. Vassalboro, China, Palermo, Windsor, Whitefield, and Jefferson. BEST SCHOOL EVER!!!!!!!!

Vassalboro kid (adrianna) What high school are you going to since you can choose between winslow, waterville, cony, and Erskine Academy.

Vassalboro kid (alysia) Erskine duhhh. best damn school ever!!!

Vassalboro kid (adrianna) Awesome! me2!!!

by Alysiathegreat October 22, 2012

Chobham academy

HARDEST SCHOOL IN NEWHAM DRILLED THE FUCK OUT OF BOBBY MOORE HAD THEIR BOY JUDE RUNNING headteacher is a white privileged cunt who acts like a little fanny also have mr brereton who is a lanky fuck who thinks he is a road man even though he looks like a giraffe giving birth to a monkey while they are both on LSD crack and mango kush

Yo u know chobham academy//YH THEYRE HARDDDDDD FAM MR WHITWORTH IS BSIDE THOUGH

by Mohammed Ali’s crusty mum 💀 January 1, 2019

Torquay academy

A shitty school located in Devon in English, it’s not very good u aren’t allowed to enter most of the school if u do u r punished with a detention , students don’t even have there own pencil cases having to have all matching clear ones , the school violates human rights they even hired a known pedo me French search it up if u don’t believe

“What’s that shitty thing”

“O it’s Torquay academy”

by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019