Backwards Apple

The backwards apple is... oh god... I can't. I can't do this.

I must.

OK, the backwards apple is the most terrible thing you can possibly do involving penises and vaginas. There ya go. I can't say any more.

Jesus Christ, Bob!! Stop with the egg thing!! WHAT THE FUCK?

by Brenda April 26, 2005

apple catchers

Big baggy pants you can catch apples with

frank - "look at his apple catchers,"

eric - "bloody hell! they're huge!"

by callum mckenzie September 4, 2005

apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS December 29, 2008

Washington Apples

A reference to the testicles of Washington boys.

Girl: I wouldn't mind sucking on his Washington Apples.

by LawSchoolNerd March 12, 2009

Cunty Apples

A name to call somebody who is excessively emo

1)Fuck this show - all I see are cunty apples.

by Gay Gay February 9, 2005

Gunga Apple

The apple that was once eaten by eve but has now been reincarnated as an apple of all power and knowledge

"How did Eisntein become so smart?"

"Well he ate the Gunga Apple of course!"

by Not Wilson Nick February 13, 2019

apple maggot

A pejorative term for a person from or living in the state of Washington.

I wish those damn apple maggots would just stay in their quarantine zone and stop invading our state.

by ignis_ignotus April 10, 2012