Backwards Apple

The backwards apple is... oh god... I can't. I can't do this.

I must.

OK, the backwards apple is the most terrible thing you can possibly do involving penises and vaginas. There ya go. I can't say any more.

Jesus Christ, Bob!! Stop with the egg thing!! WHAT THE FUCK?

by Brenda April 26, 2005

apple catchers

Big baggy pants you can catch apples with

frank - "look at his apple catchers,"

eric - "bloody hell! they're huge!"

by callum mckenzie September 4, 2005

apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS December 29, 2008

Washington Apples

A reference to the testicles of Washington boys.

Girl: I wouldn't mind sucking on his Washington Apples.

by LawSchoolNerd March 12, 2009

Cunty Apples

A name to call somebody who is excessively emo

1)Fuck this show - all I see are cunty apples.

by Gay Gay February 9, 2005

sauce of apples

when applesauce isn't cool enough.

Bob: pass the sauce of apples.
Joe: ok.

by mr. potato December 31, 2012

Apple Thumb

An osteoarthritic condition in the thumbs created by excessive typing on iPad and iPhone touchscreen keyboards.

My Apple Thumbs are killing me. I was up texting friends on Facebook until 2am this morning.

by The British Are Coming August 30, 2013