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apple catchers

Big baggy pants you can catch apples with
frank - "look at his apple catchers,"

eric - "bloody hell! they're huge!"
by callum mckenzie September 4, 2005
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apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.
Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.
by RNPS December 29, 2008
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Washington Apples

A reference to the testicles of Washington boys.
Girl: I wouldn't mind sucking on his Washington Apples.
by LawSchoolNerd March 12, 2009
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Cunty Apples

A name to call somebody who is excessively emo
1)Fuck this show - all I see are cunty apples.
by Gay Gay February 9, 2005
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Wizard Apple

An apple that falls from the tree and lands in the Lake of Merlin. Being engulfed by the water of Lake Merlin, transcends the apple into a mystical magical warrior. This warrior fears nothing but the evil Grapefruit, which has the ability to drain the mighty Wizard Apple of all his powers.
Matt Repollet- Original Wizard Apple

Shout outs to Frosted Flakes and that one Crest Sparkling Toothpaste.
by Boonzing May 26, 2011
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Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.
Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?
by God Left Us May 6, 2019
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polishing the apple

Trying to win someone's favor.

This is a slang term or idiom that originated in the early 20th Century.
You could probably get a salary bump by polishing the apple a little more with your boss.
by goldeneyedmomma June 7, 2017
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