Car Fapper

A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.

The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.

by lolomont December 19, 2017

NOAH IS THE CAR

he's the car

noah is the car *drives noah*

by Kairoen June 18, 2019

Bumper cars

When two guys bump their dicks together until one of them cums

The two of them played bumper cars all last night

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

car dependency

A measure of how dependent people are on cars to meet the needs of daily life.

There's so much car dependency in Houston I can't walk to the fucking grocery store.

by javasgifted February 3, 2022

Keying a Car

The act of scraping a car with an object leaving a large scratch mark.

Keying a Car:
Someone keyed my car.
My car got keyed.

by TheProff April 23, 2019

Car is bad

A response to a statement that is painfully obvious, similar to the phrase, ‘no shit.’

Person A: *sobbing uncontrollably*
Person B: You look sad.
Person A: *rolls eyes* Car is bad.

by currentlypullingawickedone July 5, 2021

banana car

a car designed like a banana, preferable transportation of the banana man

did you see that banana car down the street!?

by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005