Straight Clown

The straight clown is a clown that constantly follows you arround when you are a heterosexual

-Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay

by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020

zesty straight

A heterosexual with non-normative sexual or romantic practices, like BDSM, consensual non-monogamy, or having threesomes; especially, a heterosexual who feels that non-normative sexual or romantic practices set them apart from the rest of the heterosexual community.

Hey, I see Julia showed up in a leather corset and spike heels. She looks great. Does she date girls?
No, only men, sorry. I know she comes to all the queer parties, but she's just a zesty straight.

by ccrombeye June 11, 2023

Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008

Straight Dust

A response given when someone or something has done you wrong, when things just aren't right with a scenario or simply just isn't what you expected to happen.

Someone who does you dirty could be described as "dusty"

Person One: "I'm so upset. John said he was going to us his extra ticket to take me to the game tonight, but instead he brought his girlfriend."

Person Two: "Bro, I'm so sorry that's that straight dust"

by ColoradoanfreezinginMinnesota May 6, 2019

weak straight

it is an identity, can be used as a trait, description of somebody. It can be used as a slur to belittle other(s) (typically) men, typically identified as by bottoms.

What's weak about these heterosexuals, they get confused about their sexuality too or present not in a cis passing way and might be mistaken for a homosexual.

I'm a weak straight, I'm straight but that's why I look like this

by projectkiyo August 3, 2021

Straight leg

When a female is getting fucked so hard that her leg straightens as she has an orgasm

Boy1: dude she had straight leg by the time I was done with her
Boy 2: awe, girls never do that for me!

by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022

Straight-Queer

Someone who acts gay as hell, but is actually really straight.

Syd is actually not gay, he’s just a straight-queer.

by Boozy Gang March 11, 2018