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Dem religion

The beliefs of the Democratic party, which are often irrational. Dem religion believers are similar to extremist Muslims in that either you believe what they believe or you are a heretic.
The Dem religion is like cancer; it starts out slowly with the intent of taking over and destroying the host body.
by DaHolmes January 29, 2025
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religion

religion is a blessing,
its the reason i am alive,
the reason i even try,
the reason i want to be good,

but religion is also a curse,
once someone knows ur religious they think diffrently about you,
steriotipicalise you,
use it against you,

just remember,
religionis not something to be ashaimed of,
its something that should be shared,
be who you are.
person 1: i'm part of a religion
person 2: ur gonna go to hell
person 1: thats rude
person 2: its not its the truth
by urfwiendLiL June 5, 2021
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Religion Rizz

Hey Blake, how did you pull that girl so easily?
Blake- I used Religion Rizz
by Bandits3318 December 20, 2022
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Starism (religion)

Starism is a religion based off of the stars you see in the sky, there are goddesses and god's however.

Starists are the plural for the religion.
guy 1: the stars are boring.
guy 2: have you thought about being a starist?

guy 1: maybe I'll check it out!

starism (religion)
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sack religion

That's sack religion
by anonymous August 8, 2022
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Religion

"I'm a good person."
"Why?"
"Because Religion! I believe that if I don't do good things, I will suffer eternal torture, so even though in my heart, I want to do bad things, and still often do, I have the moral superiority because I picked out a book to base all my beliefs on."
"What if you want to do something the book forbids?"
"That's the neat part. I can twist the book to mean whatever I want it to mean, so I can think I'm a good person, do bad shit, and control others, all in one fell swoop."
by AphraBehn February 10, 2025
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Religion

Something stupid that was made by humans to give an explanation on stuff they couldn't explain because they didn't have enough knowledge.

It also caused many war, conflict and death.
Somewere in middle ages

-Oh no! The ground is shaking!
-Must be because of those (random) person! BURN THEM!!!

Today, in a history class:

Teacher: And that happened because of Religion
by ALi♠️ April 25, 2022
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