Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 8, 2023

sammy

sammy's cock is bigger then noah's

noahs dick is small sammy's is bigger lol

by Ur mom133 September 11, 2021

Sammy

Fat ass,got a good heart,uses parents credit card to buy 10 durag and other shit

I want to be sammy

by From starduke99 April 8, 2022

sammy

sammy is a cat being choken by a banana.
was banned for breaking up
smile

hi i am sammy person smile emote, pepehands

by dabberhero December 10, 2018

Sammy

VERY VERY Sweet... They are the literal most boring person person ever... They also eat cat hair and lint for breakfast never ask Sammy to barrow her conditioner she will literally chug the bottle so you won't get to use it ... Ps. They suck

Sammy that freakin #!$#*.

by Misss DIRTY DAN November 27, 2021

Sammy

That short guy who will not open up unless he trusts you with all his heart is Sammy. He likes to drink a looooot but he's harmless. He is a sweetheart, gives amazing advice to friends and will tell you the hard truth if he considers you a friend. If not, he will say what you want to hear. He can be mature and a child at the same time. It's always fun to hang out with him.

I'm going to drink all night tonight. I'm going to pull a Sammy.

by Eyebrowless Lady May 27, 2020

Sammie Olson

A beautiful, kind, considerate girl. She isn't perfect and has her flaws like everyone else. I'm not perfect, I want to be.. but that's not realistic or even possible. I love you because you make my day. You were my first ever friend at msum before we even came here.. I don't know what I'd do without you.. I'd lose a part of me.. you're like that good imp telling me to no you've got to eat or stop working out :P i love you and you need to know that .. i know i can be stubborn but you're amazing girl! Don't let anyone tell you any different! (:

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Sammie Olson rocks

by flickingpickles December 14, 2013