I Haunt Wizards

sex in a band form

Helen, the lead singer for i haunt wizards, is sex

by thewizards October 19, 2008

Off to see the wizard

Using drugs or other types of mind altering substances, usually marijuana.

Note: with multiple persons "We're off to see the wizard" is also applicable.

dude#1--"I'm off to see the wizard, catch ya later dude"

dude#2--"seriously man, you suck!"

by Sebhatu December 1, 2010

the grand wizard of the kkk

A real man.

John is the grand wizard of the kkk.

by JohnLikesGirls January 16, 2017

Purple Wizard Pwnage

Utterly owning someone in Super Smash Bros. Melee using the character Ganondorf. By using his Warlock Punch or Warlock Grab to defeat an opponent, you are entitled to scream, "OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?"

Me-::uses Warlock Punch, wins match::
Friend: Fuck!
Me:OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?

by Sexy James April 7, 2004

Black Wizard Entertainment

A hip-hop and R&B record label based out of Asbury Park, NJ. Founded in 2004.

Yo, did you cop that new CD from Black Wizard Entertainment?

by mkstyles August 9, 2006

Pinball Wizard

A guy's junk, more specifically, penis and balls.

Did you see that? I hit him right in the Pinball Wizard!

by krycek1013 September 25, 2011

Skullfuck Wizard 9000

Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).

Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.

Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.

by Fart Prince November 20, 2015