aye-witness

A testifier in court who claims dat he heard someone affirm/consent regarding a matter under contention by da two parties.

Da term "aye-witness" and also refer to a bu**s**t-spouting "yes-man" on da stand --- i.e., a shameless/clueless testimony-giver who just always agrees regarding anything he's asked about by either side of a legal proceeding, regardless of whether he actually thinks/knows dat his always confirming questions is truly accurate or not.

by QuacksO November 27, 2023

Wit

Something Im_Coler will never have

"Nevermind if you search up wit you get the definition."
"What's the definition?"
"Something Coler will never have."
"Good answer"

by Coler's #1 Hater August 19, 2022

Master of acid wits

Someone online who excels at insulting people, typically your local Social Media Troll or some guy with a big ego and anger issues you met in some Video Game.

Person 1: fxxk off loser. Lmao. 😹😹😹

Person 2: bro is a master of acid wits

by frnchfrie5 November 24, 2023

Vegovah's witness

one who has recently became a vegetarian or vegan, that proselytizes to everyone else how their diet is wrong

"I made a hamburger & Johnny went all Vegovah's witness on me"

by fred987 December 11, 2020

nit-wit

a Canadian term for a stupid, silly person

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay

by Sexydimma December 1, 2016

faux wit

to associate with, or do buisness with

drug dealer: Hey, don't faux wit dat nigga; i heard he will rip you off!

by BIG C DUBB October 19, 2006

wits mind

You are very smart!
(Used when you think someone is smarter than you, or somebody else)

Teacher:what is 4+6? Um Layla

Layla: I don't know
Teacher: candela do you know?
Candela: 10

Other Student: good job candela you have wits mind!

by Melodicvoice August 19, 2017