Whatever

Whatever stands for Whore Has A Tasty Everlasting Vagina and Extravagant Romance.

"That bitch is a whatever man"

by Eyes of Lin January 22, 2024

Whatevs

A word used by homosexuals when they have been declined sexual acts by other men.

Frank: no I do not want to sleep with you
Jim: whatevs

by FrankfortAlabama February 11, 2024

whatever

fuck you but polite and non-vulgar

mom: youre always on that phone
me: whatever

by Xeries August 22, 2024

Whateverrrrr

Word used to reassure anyone with the fact that nothing in life really matters.

Bro I failed my Math test…… Whateverrrrr
Dude she’s mad at me…… Whateverrrrr
Bro my dog died……. Whateverrrr

by Marques Brownlee 69 March 6, 2024

whatever you say

A phrase uttered in an argument with a person who doesn’t actually want to have a discussion, but just wants to be right. This phrase is heard when Person A has said their piece and wants to end the “conversation” by telling Person B what they want to hear, that they’re right and everyone else is wrong. By stroking their ego, Person B will finally shut up and stop talking in circles. Of course, this phrase is almost always used disingenuously, so it usually just makes things worse.

"No, I know that you're wrong because of X and Y and Z. You just hate when people have different beliefs than you."

“Yup, sure. Whatever you say, man.”

by L On Legs April 1, 2024

Whatever

Look at that! I drew the connection between Myron amd Whatever podcast and now the right-wing Christians are coming after them.

Hym "Yep. Whatever. It was like the next day! I said something and then THE NEXT DAY they sent some Christian on to try to get the porn stars to join the incest cult and now they are demonizing the Whatever geeks."

by Hym Iam November 18, 2024

Whatever that means

When someone says something that doesn’t make sense what so ever

Person one- omg! raspberry plastic tickle bear!!!
Person two- um yea, whatever that means

by ilovevifromarcane February 22, 2026