wet kermit

the delightful act of cramming the fist and forearm of the dominant partner, or the "puppeteer", into the ass of the "human puppet"/ "flesh Kermit". The puppeteer then opens their hand and operates the submissive individual in a manor much akin to Kermit the Frog. Then, the two begin to sing "it's not easy being green" in unison. The moisture coating the forearm upon removal is the purpose for the "wet" in the act.

"Guess who just pulled off the wet kermit! That's right!"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"

by hunt 4 cunt February 16, 2014

wet poo

Let me give you a scenario. You just came out of the pool and you're running to the toilet because you have the runs. Your swim pants are stuck to your legs and when you finally arrive at the toilet, you almost slip and fucking die from the water. You sit down and try to pull your shorts down to take that massive shit, but it's stuck to your legs because it's all wet, so you have to unstick it yourself. Then the toilet gets all wet, your ass is wet, and you're taking a shit all at the same time. The shit slides down into the toilet easily because your ass is wet, from the pool water. then when the shit stops you try to wipe your ass but since your cheeks are wet, the toilet paper glues to your asshole and it's just stuck there. you can't get it out, its just stuck. you try to use another paper to take it out, that one gets glued too. you give up and wipe the shit with your hands, then fall asleep on the toilet from the chaos that had ensued.

person1: I took a wet poo yesterday at tims pool party. I was afraid of going back to the pool!
person2: same

by wetpooman September 11, 2021

wet sink

Wet sink is used to describe a twat

You're a wet sink

by Jloyden March 31, 2015

wet schnauzer

Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.

Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"

by Don Hoyt January 4, 2008

wet charlie

take a healthy shit and then after not wiping stand in the shower and let the water trickle down your back and down your ass crack into the mouth of a person laying on the shower floor.

Wow, I could tell Frank had ribs last night after he gave me the wet charlie.

by 123 fake boner September 25, 2009

Wet Chin

A joke term used for a mentally handicapped or "retarded" person

Don't be a wet chin Johnny, you know 2 +2=4

by Suhmahdihh May 20, 2017

wet tomato

When a girl is not a virgin but wants to fake that she is one, the girl lubes up a tomato, and places it in her vaginal canal. The tomato acts as a fake "cherry", popping when the males penis hits it, creating a fake "bloody" mess, tricking the male into thinking the girl is a virgin.

Victim: I was doing this girl last night and she said she was a virgin! Ended up just being a wet tomato though!

Friend: bummer man!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015