"Take me to wasted town"

'Wanting to get drunk'

"Take me to wasted town" (Give me those beers)
or "I'm going to wasted town" (I'm getting drunk tonight)
or "I'm in wasted town" (I'm Drunk).

Can be used for many needs. For example:
"Take me to doughnut town" (Pass me a doughnut).

Your friends at the bar, so u say "take me to wasted town", so your friend gets you a beer.

by Mark Harsley December 28, 2007

Westenton

The West side of Denton, Texas, located 30 miles North of Dallas, Texas. The side of the highway I-35N that mainly divides the poor people in Denton from the Rich people in Denton with exception of a few houses located by the lake off of loop 288 and a few historic houses downtown. West Denton includes Oakmont, Montecito, Forrestridge, and the new Key construction neighborhoods, the only neighborhood in west Denton that should not be there is Sundown Ranch. Yes sundown ranch has people in it that act like they have money but in reality are living in $90,000 at cost to builder knock off track homes.

The directions are pretty easy just cross under I-35 into Westenton. Do not go into Sundown Ranch though, the affects of the recession may send the people that live there into a fake big headed foreclosing uneasy cannabalistic attack on anyone that has more then $100 cash in their pocket. Those poor custom track home people, So sad.

by Dtowntruthteller July 28, 2009

Blonde Girl Wasted

To get extremely intoxicated beyond reason. When you get blonde girl wasted you are fun and functional, despite being in a black out. Similar to white girl wasted or white boy wasted, only more extreme. Only achievable by blonde college students.

Guy 1: Yeah, didn't think that chick go home with me, but she did!
Guy 2: Yeah, she was blonde girl wasted.

by blonde girl wasted February 11, 2012

westergate

where all the skanks live and they smoke and take drugs and drink and think they're kool!stupid dick heads

i really cant mention the names

by Amy February 21, 2004

western mannor

a place full of diff. races mostly black and mexican, a few crack head white people. mostly pot heads and a few G heads
also a very good party spot

wow the other night i was in western mannor, i got so high damn some black guy got shoot in the leg and two cars got stolen damn its getto.

by 520cg September 23, 2007

Wasted

Getting drunk, stoned or high.

I am so wasted.
You're wasted!
Pure wasted.
I'm going to get wasted tonight.

by -fxckface December 2, 2011

Western Wet Dream

A Western Wet Dream is a wet dream where you get so excited that you begin cumming in your sleep and wake up while you are still shooting.

What is a western wet dream? It's when you wake up and you are still shooting!!!

by Stinkytoots January 6, 2015