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The West side of Denton, Texas, located 30 miles North of Dallas, Texas. The side of the highway I-35N that mainly divides the poor people in Denton from the Rich people in Denton with exception of a few houses located by the lake off of loop 288 and a few historic houses downtown. West Denton includes Oakmont, Montecito, Forrestridge, and the new Key construction neighborhoods, the only neighborhood in west Denton that should not be there is Sundown Ranch. Yes sundown ranch has people in it that act like they have money but in reality are living in $90,000 at cost to builder knock off track homes.
The directions are pretty easy just cross under I-35 into Westenton. Do not go into Sundown Ranch though, the affects of the recession may send the people that live there into a fake big headed foreclosing uneasy cannabalistic attack on anyone that has more then $100 cash in their pocket. Those poor custom track home people, So sad.
Westenton by Dtowntruthteller July 28, 2009
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Ruby Westendorf 

Ruby Westendorf is a very intelligent, bubbly, goregous person. She is absolutely stunning. She brightens the whole room when she walks in. Ruby Westendorf is a great friend, the best you could ever ask for. She is very smart, except for when she misses a day and takes a test to "see how smart she is" even though she didn't get to study. She is almost always happy. She is never putting anyone down. Ruby is very athletic, and the best on her team. Ruby Westendorf is a great person, just in general. She's special, so if you get a chance to be friends with a Ruby Westendorf, take it and never let her go.
"Wow, do you see her? I didn't think anyone could be that perfect. What is her name?" "Her name is Ruby Westendorf."

westendorf 

-totally sucking ass at foosball.
-almost never (rarely) being able to beat anyone at foosball.
-never being able to beat joel.
"your as bad as westendorf eh?"

"so westendorf... that makes it 121-0-0 for me?"
westendorf by joel April 2, 2004
Latin Mexican version of “Westerner” also used to describe someone from or born (West Coast States)
There are Latin Americans in the “West Coast” that call them selves “WESTENOs”, that are also “Westerners“ born in the USA. Prodonminanly term used in (California state).
WESTENO by WESTENO May 3, 2025

Madong Wootentong 

A grotesquely hairy, and often times, quite smelly foreign female reproductive cave that gives off a smell of ancient rotting cheese that's been dug up in the constipated ass of a dead woolly mammoth
Guy 1: Hey ma - holy shit! Why does your breath stink like fuck?!

Guy 2: .. Remember the girl from the bar last night? Well, she had a Madong Wootentong..

Charles M. Westington 

Host of the very famous the Charlie show™. He is the host with the most and is famous for he's frequent guests of bal, man, and the lord and savior Jesus Christ. he is followed by his cast, crew, and audience members Alex, firework, Abe, sub ink, emvi, BornAlegend, and the very famous ProBot.
"omg i love Charles M. Westington, host of the Charlie show™"
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