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Sweet Weasel

A man (sweet little weasel is a girl) that exudes an air of sweeteness by complimenting the opposite sex, and sharing long intimate conversations with the alterioir motive of having crazy monkey sex with the person of the opposite sex.
Greg: You are so sweet. I love talking to you on the phone for hours on end...tell me more

Girl: Gosh! No one ever listened to me like you do...You are TOO sweet!!!!

Greg: I'm a SWEET WEASEL! You wanna have hot crazy monkey sex now?
by Sweeet li'l weasel July 21, 2009
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Weasel

A small furry animals, by definition the size of a horses' erect penis.
She pet it because she thought it was a weasel, but then realized it was a horses erect penis.
by yyachub1 September 27, 2010
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Synister Weasel

A Synister Weasel is promiscuous female, one who may deceptively act innocent whilst cheating on her man.
"Yo, just brapped out some guy in Gedzville tossing ma' girls salad!"

"man, that gash is a synister weasel, bre!"
by MC Scratch January 1, 2009
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Cunt Weasel

The name of "Bone Minnions" on Guild Wars
by True Walking Tank December 29, 2008
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chicken weasel

1. an exclaimitory phrase; 2. a phrase used for utter randomness i.e. bieng said at random points in time for the sake of saying so. 3. funny endearing way for mark and harmony to connect thier odd friendship at random intervals. in all uses the phrase was invented and coined by me... Mark Seliga
1. Chicken Weasel!!! 2. ... chicken weasel... 3. mark "chicken"... harmony"weasel" *smiles*
by Charles Phoenix July 31, 2006
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dick weasel

small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside
1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.
by Big Al May 13, 2005
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pop goes the weasel

A game where your mom or dad will randomly begin to whistle the "Pop goes the weasel" tune at any given moment queuing you and all of your siblings to run and hide. The first one to get caught gets a whipped with a belt...this is the only way to end the game. Imagine hide and go seek with a belt.
"Is that pop goes the weasel i'm hearing? Shanelle run!"
by Vespaman June 5, 2016
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