Master-Waiting 

Is when you are Masturbating, and waiting for your crap to come out of your ass.

Dude! I was just Master-Waiting in the Bathroom and I wasted all the toilet paper on my cum and had none left to whipe my ass!

Master-Waiting by Hello . November 21, 2011

chinese waiter torture 

When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.

You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"

Waiter: ...?

You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!

chinese waiter torture by adamo42 October 23, 2011

Waitress

Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.

Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.

Waitress by Donna Louisa July 14, 2011

Waiving Fees 

When an individual decides to pay for everyone he or she is with when in social situations involving costs, fees, bills, cover charges, VIP tables, tips, etc.

"Hey do I owe you any money from last nights VIP table?" "No you are good, I was Waiving Fees."

Waiving Fees by GFYcrew May 1, 2015

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress 

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.

Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009

wait for it 

An overused phrase intended to add a level of sarcastic suspense to a ― usually pointless ― event. Usually repeated at least twice in addition to dragging the words; especially "it" (waaiitt for itttt.... waaiitt for itttt....).

It used to be somewhat funny the first or second time you heard it. But anymore, there seems to be an abundance of people going out of there way to try to fit it in to their conversation, even when it doesn't fit. All of a sudden someone in the conversation will start saying, "wait for it... wait for it...," and you know it didn't belong in the conversation; they just wanted to use the phrase.

If you are going to use this phrase ― along with wearing a trucker hat and Heelies ― AT LEAST wait for a time in the conversation when it actually applies and is appropriate.

You and your friend are waiting for a call back from a hot girl from school.

You> When is she going to call?
Friend> Wait for it... wait for it...
Phone> *rings* ring ring ring ring ring... banana phone... *rings*

wait for it by THEJohnathan September 7, 2009

waist-shake 

An engrish expression developed by Japanese Pre-teen boys for sexual intercourse. Often used as a two-word sentence to proposition one for sex.

First exposed to Americans by Azrael at http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html , editorial 51.

"Waist-shake?" the young boy asked his friends, motioning to the cute girl nearby.
"Oh, yes, waist-shake, waist-shake!" his friends replied.

"Waist-shake?" the boy asked the girl. The boy promptly got kicked in the beanbag.

waist-shake by Zenthor July 23, 2008