Off to see the wizard

Using drugs or other types of mind altering substances, usually marijuana.

Note: with multiple persons "We're off to see the wizard" is also applicable.

dude#1--"I'm off to see the wizard, catch ya later dude"

dude#2--"seriously man, you suck!"

by Sebhatu December 1, 2010

I Haunt Wizards

sex in a band form

Helen, the lead singer for i haunt wizards, is sex

by thewizards October 19, 2008

the grand wizard of the kkk

A real man.

John is the grand wizard of the kkk.

by JohnLikesGirls January 16, 2017

Purple Wizard Pwnage

Utterly owning someone in Super Smash Bros. Melee using the character Ganondorf. By using his Warlock Punch or Warlock Grab to defeat an opponent, you are entitled to scream, "OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?"

Me-::uses Warlock Punch, wins match::
Friend: Fuck!
Me:OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?

by Sexy James April 7, 2004

Black Wizard Entertainment

A hip-hop and R&B record label based out of Asbury Park, NJ. Founded in 2004.

Yo, did you cop that new CD from Black Wizard Entertainment?

by mkstyles August 9, 2006

Pinball Wizard

A guy's junk, more specifically, penis and balls.

Did you see that? I hit him right in the Pinball Wizard!

by krycek1013 September 25, 2011

Weird Like Wizards

Cheesiest pick up line known to man, or wizards.

A small band of retail co-workers gather in a near-by sports bar, in order to get smashed and share their stories of idiot customers. During one brilliant moment of silence, the group over hears a drunken man, near by, approach a single female. Through copious amounts of liquid courage, he musters the cognitive strength to inquire if the lass wishes to "Go back to his place, to get weird like Wizards". One wonders, how many times this exact line has already served its intended purpose!

by Della Hell March 17, 2010