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Compass turd

A compass turd is created when a person Eats two consecutive high fiber meals. The first meal is exceptionally high in protein, and the second laden with fats. The eater then passes both meals in the same defecation. The high fiber content in the compass turd will hold a sturdy log, and the dense protein packed end sinks to the bottom of toilet bowl while the buoyant, fatty pole will float to the surface, leaving the compass turd pointing straight up and down.
The scout master taught the intrepid scouts how to lay a compass turd, along with many tricks and techniques of orientation in wilderness. The scouts who could birth the best fecal compass were granted an ornate and venerable badge denoting their glorious ever-skyward turd
by fullyregressed January 15, 2014
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Sonic Turd

(Adjective) A piece of music, song or album of such low quality that one's ear-drums have an experience similar to being shit upon, leading to the listener feeling violated, disappointed or filthy for having even been subjected to it.
Coldplay's new album 'Ghost Stories' is a sonic turd of awful proportions.
by Word Smith McGee May 23, 2014
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service turd

a waiter, waitress, or other retail worker who has a bad attitude or bad service.
My waitress at Olive Garden last night was a service turd. she took my menu before I had ordered!
by professionalpotato June 7, 2016
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shiny turd

When taking someone rough around the edges and making them look and act better, but still has a hint of stank.
Boy oh boy, look at Ryan now. From where he was last year to now? That's one shiny turd!
by Mackb4 March 12, 2017
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Orphan Turd

A turd that is left behind after you flush the toilet.
Paul glanced back at the toilet to find a stubborn orphan turd still circling the bowl.
by Largetarget May 28, 2018
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Perfume on a Turd

When my friends ex-girlfriend was taking too long to get ready to go out one night, another buddy said "What's the point? You might as well try to put perfume on a turd."
by desertcajun October 26, 2008
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Surf n' Turd

Reverse blumpkin; when a female is droppin' a deuce while a guy simultaneously tongue punches her meat curtains
My girl was horny but she had to take a shit so we opted for the surf n' turd.
by Wolfpack, Inc. August 28, 2016
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