Mierdas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch. When everything you touch turns to shit.

President Biden had the Mierdas Touch.

by RobinGoodfellow1 January 22, 2022

invisible touch

The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.

My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.

by Rondo Boner March 26, 2009

Touch barrier

When an idiot thinks that someone touching you back is a big deal. If someone touches your shoulder (not skin on skin), it breaks the touch barrier. Not anywhere near first base, but still progressing apparently

Not actually a real thing, but you sure as hell try to convince them!

"Omg today during class he touched my back! He broke the touch barrier!"

by Whyishtishappeningtomern January 24, 2017

touching tattoos

When a gay man is doing his partner from behind and his stomach tattoo hits his partners lower back tattoo.

Ryan's boyfriend has a "punk star" stomach tattoo and Ryan has a butterfly lower back tattoo. When Ryan and his boyfriend have anal sex they call it touching tattoos.

by Brock North May 9, 2008

Touch Scrone

A more scientific and educated way of saying "touch screen phone".

Fatkid: check out my new Touch scrone
Travis-klick: did you really just say touch scrone?!?!
Fatkid: dont make fun of my intelligence..

by Skalpel-Axen9ne January 3, 2010

pipi touch

someone that wants to touch your cock

pipi touch ??
..... ok.

by FadesG October 26, 2010

Touch red

Something said in a situation when coincidentally two people say the same word at the same time ,to add sort of humour to the conversation ; and the first person who touches a red- painted object gets good luck

Person A "I was watching a movie and the tea was piping ...."
Person B "Piping hot "

Person A "Hot!!"
Person A "touch red !!"

by Jane Austen April 15, 2020