Thomas McGinn

If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway

Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"

Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"

Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!

Thomas - "You know what's a joke"

Random Person - "What?"

Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*

THE END.

My name is Thomas McGinn and I like men

by Jaquavion 663 April 25, 2022

Tomasz

woosh, some leng guy

woosh tomasz is some leng guy

by woosh tw June 21, 2022

Thomas Wiley

The coolest and hottest guy ever. He gets all the ladies and is better than anyone named Brody Glusenkamp. Also a goober.

Person 1:"OMG jessica Todd is such a Thomas Wiley"
Person 2" ong"

by Tim Hoerton August 17, 2022

Tuomas Moment

Dying to skeleton multiple times in Minecraft.

Person 1: Lol he died to skeleton
Person 2: Well, that is Tuomas Moment

by Kssss August 18, 2022

Tuomas Moment

Tuomas moment is when you either manage do die to a skeleton several times or if you SOMEHOW manage to fly head first into a lantern.

Person 1: Person 2 really just flew into a lantern and then got spawn camped by skeletons.
Person 3: Yeah, that really is a Tuomas Moment

by VolcanoWolf August 18, 2022

Tuomasnism

Tuomasnism is hatred towards people called Tuomas. There really is nothing more to it.

Person 1: I really fucking hate Tuomas.
Person 2: Wow that's called Tuomasnism. You're a Tuomasnist.

by VolcanoWolf September 11, 2022

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022