Toilet Monster

Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)

Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.

Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.

by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018

Toilet Splash

When your dropping nuggets in the tilotet there’s a chance the water will splash your asshole your making it clean. therefore it’s a toilet splash and yes this was written after I had experienced a toilet spalsh.

Bro you got to try and do a toilet splash I was shitting and then the water form the Toilet splashed my ass making it a toilet splash now it’s super clean now!!.

by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019

toilet banana

Probably, the term used for poop by drunk scientists.

Einstein: “Hey Newton, Don’t forget to flush your toilet banana!

by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019

Toiley Sniffs

The act of sniffing/huffing the seat, rim, or inner bowl of a freshly utilized public toilet.

I can't believe it. Tim's finally been barred from Crafty's, cause the bouncers caught him doing toiley sniffs in the women's room.

by Terry Spunwick May 26, 2019

Tilted Oreo

when a black girl is bent over a table and the white guy proceeds to anal fuck her with his chode.

Oh no!! We are doing a tilted Oreo.

by daddydanbarr April 25, 2019

Toileteggphobia

The fear of getting an egg thrown at you while you’re pooping in the toilet.

Kid: *screams on the toilet*
Mom: What’s wrong.
Kid: I’m afraid of getting an egg thrown at me.
Mom: That’s Toileteggphobia good job!
Kid: *screams*

by Lord Stephen February 22, 2020

toilet squatter

ava (Keiper)

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.

by rattyiggle April 22, 2020