Toe Scissoring

A spontaneous act of celebrating the moment and life in general. When two humans feel the same joy in a situation that transcends reality and want to embrace it, one can shout out the holy words „It‘s time for a scissor crime!“ That’s when both of them strike their toes into the air and connect the toe gap between their two biggest toes with each other. What follows is the true meaning of life.
What a match made in heaven.

„Hey Ferdi! Time for a scissor crime!“

Laura: „Urgh, what are they doing?“

Jonas: „Oh they are just toe scissoring. A spontaneous act of celebrating life. Nothing special. Wanna do it as well?“
Laura: „Sure! Rrukkutwooooo!“

by Rrukkutwo April 10, 2021

Toe-booger

(tōˈboŏgər); noun. The greyish-black substance that amasses between the appendages of a human foot; an accumulation of sweat residue, debris, and/or sock lint that releases an unpleasant odor.

His feet smell terrible! He must have a lot of toe-boogers.

by toebooger May 6, 2012

Toe Jeans

jeans that are so small, they only fit over your big toe.

Meghan: Hey! These jeans would look so good on you! Size 000!
Jessie: Um, yeah, if i wanted a new pair of toe jeans!

by Nellie Bryt February 21, 2012

the toe collector

Sucks toes on sight. If your toes are exposed and he sees them..your toes are getting yeeted to the 4th dimension...his mouth

Watch out for The Toe Collector👀🦶🏻🦶🏻🦶🏻🦶🏻

by Sir Cleveland November 28, 2018

toe punch

When a stripper slides a condom over a participants foot; The stripper inserts the foot into herself and begins to ride the participants foot.

“Dude, when we were in Thailand, we took Smith to get his first toe punch!”

by LSDelux July 18, 2018

TOE FRO

Toe fro is a fro (afro) of hairs of your toes...

Woooh look at danz toes! they look so 80s ! Hes got the toe fro from narm!!

by Slim amie July 14, 2015

purple toe

an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually

Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday

Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt

Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was

Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks

by marc0fthebeast December 12, 2011