Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

by Lilghub August 16, 2025

Loaf Crusher

A deragatory term for Minecraft Villagers

I HATE NITWITS! THEY'RE ALL STUPID LOAF CRUSHERS

by JJFROMCLAREMONT August 30, 2025

Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.

I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.

by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025

Loaf edit

Verb: To close off the anus sphincter while defecating. To cut short. To interrupt.
Noun: Something that causes a person to suddenly clench their anal sphincter.

Verb: "I was in a hurry while taking a dump this morning and needed to loaf edit before I was completely done."

Verb: "Please don't loaf edit me while I am talking sh1t!"
Noun: "That news article was a real loaf edit, as I couldn't help but clench while I was reading."

by Visitor2YourCity March 21, 2025

Loaf

A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.

If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.

That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.

I wish I had a loaf in my life

by LiliiBilii November 23, 2021

Loaf

Despite common misconceptions, Loaf is one of the greatest human beings you'll find on earth. They're charming, friendly, funny, intelligent and attractive (like your mother). They will always stand by you (unless you call them bread, in which case you're doomed). They'll act annoying but in reality, they're just distracting you and keeping you annoyed at them so you're not annoyed at the world. A true friend and a goddamn beauty to look at. Don't lose a Loaf if you find one, because they're one in a million. Also they're a 10/10

Loaf is such an awesome, handsome person. I wish I was Loaf.

by Amphibaena November 23, 2021

Loaf

Loaf is one of the greatest individuals you will come across on the planet. Despite common misunderstandings, Loaf is a smart, calculating, gorgeous, breath taking, funny, brilliant, loyal individual. You can count on them to stand by your side through thick or thin(Unless you call them 'bread' in which case write out your own eulogy right now). They may come off as annoying or attention seeking but in reality they're just trying to keep you distracted from the rough reality and keep you happy. Truly, a one of a kind friend and companion, they're the type of person you wouldn't want to lose. They're a 10/10 and goddamn, give them a hug cause they need it.

Loaf is the greatest human being on Earth. They're so handsome. I wish I were loaf.

by Amphibaena November 23, 2021