Loaf

Loaf is one of the greatest individuals you will come across on the planet. Despite common misunderstandings, Loaf is a smart, calculating, gorgeous, breath taking, funny, brilliant, loyal individual. You can count on them to stand by your side through thick or thin(Unless you call them 'bread' in which case write out your own eulogy right now). They may come off as annoying or attention seeking but in reality they're just trying to keep you distracted from the rough reality and keep you happy. Truly, a one of a kind friend and companion, they're the type of person you wouldn't want to lose. They're a 10/10 and goddamn, give them a hug cause they need it.

Loaf is the greatest human being on Earth. They're so handsome. I wish I were loaf.

by Amphibaena November 23, 2021

Loaf of chaos

A small term used in the place of cat.

"WHY the fuck did you knock over that mattress you loaf of chaos

by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023

Loaf

When a guy/girl goes out of their way to impress, talk to, and or flirt with a person.

Parker was loafing with Logan trying to get some.

That girl was on the dance floor loafing with those cheeks.

by Billy Joe-Hagrid November 15, 2019

they love crushing loaf

Quote said by Jack Black in "A Minecraft Movie" about the villagers

Jack Black: They just like to chill, trade, and eat butt loads of bread. They love crushing loaf

by Umar9man March 28, 2025

Chilling on a Loaf

Chilling on a loaf. All about the context.

For instance trky, your girl is chilling on a loaf while you talk to stef!

by WeberOnALoaf May 12, 2024

Loaf

An idiot who doesn't understand things very well

Harris: Look at that idiot!
Joseph: What a loaf!

by corvette120123 December 10, 2021

loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex

Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex

by DehAlmightyLoaf July 24, 2018