Chris Clogumbus

Chris Clogumbus thought he found America, but he had accidentally discovered India. The Indish people ate his lungs, as a welcoming tradition in their religion. They all ate cheese and lived happily ever after. dne ehT

Chris Clogumbus was very clogumby

by theflying_egg September 18, 2020

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Chris Rocked

The process in which you get Rocked at the Oscar's

Donald: hahahaha G. I Jane 2 baldilocks
Jack: *gets Chris Rocked*
People in background: *gasp* he just got Christ Rocked infront of everyone omg

by nSmatic March 28, 2022

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Liquid Chris

so much of a fucking legend he doesn't even have a definition, Liquid Chris was one of the biggest trolls of Chris chan (AKA Solid Chris, who was a manchild on the internet who wanted to get desperately laid but always failed) where instead of making fun of him for being a manchild on the internet like other trolls, he posed as "the real chris chan" with his impression of him, and did everything he did but better. calling out chris chan's insecurities, causing him to get VERY quickly angry, one day they held a constest called " The Singstar challenge" where they fought with music, ended up with liquid winning. Liquid went on to become a cancer researcher, while Solid went to jail, and has recently become popular due to the infamous fnf mod along with the rumor of chris chan escaping prison.

if you dont know who chris chan is, search it up, its a HUGE rabbit hole.

"Would the REAL chris chan use a fake mic?"
"Liquid Chris is the KING of trolling"

by Flour_The_Flowey September 01, 2022

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chris tucker

champion, appeared in movies such as rush hour 1 and 2.. the dance he does in rush hour 1 after he shoots the boot full of explosives is pure genius!

yo, im gonna need one of those ear peice things immediatly

by ian March 31, 2005

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Chris Colfer

Chris Colfer play an openly gay student on the popular tv show Glee. He won a Golden Globe for his insane talents, which just goes to show all the dicks that bullied him in high school.

Bully 1: Hey do you remember Chris Colfer from high school?
Bully 2: Yeah I heard he just won a Golden Globe.
Bully 1: Man we really should have been nicer to him.

by rosiepeverell January 26, 2011

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