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Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.
Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.
by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010
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English book

Jack Brockton nobles crumpled up book
Jacks English book got crumpled and nobified
by Chinnage March 7, 2022
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synonym-book

Can you please give me the synonym-book, I want to look up another word for Thesaurus.
by Axeman 351 May 20, 2016
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Book-turning

The action of flipping over a book on display so that the back cover is showing, usually to hide the content of the book
John: Wanna go down to the library and do some book-turning?
Jack: Yeah, they had some new sociology books we need to hide from the public.
by will_builder8 May 3, 2021
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ninja booking

Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.
I wanted to talk to Tora, but she keeps ninja booking.
by aleis October 2, 2011
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burn book

a book that people (mainly females) put nasty things about others in
Kylie: OMG!!!!! I fucking hate Jessica so fucking much cuz she slpet with mah bae Kyle!
Sarah: Put it in the burn book.
by Lolliepuff February 15, 2015
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Read a book

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.
"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"
by Vbui717 June 9, 2014
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