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heavy wood

Music, often from either the classical or baroque era, that is established as being a 'prophetic' form of proto-heavy metal. For instance, some of the compositions of Antonio Vivaldi (1678-1741), such as 'La Folia' or 'The Four Seasons' can be classified as falling within this category.
Dude, you listen to heavy metal? Fuck that! Listen to heavy wood instead.
by opuspostumum March 14, 2023
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Dale Wooded

Getting a message via Facebook, Instagram or text from someone you have no desire to ever hear from or talk to again.
My ex-boyfriend totally just Dale Wooded me and sent me a message on facebook saying "how are you?" after 4 years of never speaking to him.
by Weasleyhere November 14, 2016
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Slappy Wood

The act of slapping someone with magical color sticks.
Watch out, I'm about to slappy wood you
by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015
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Lachlan Wood

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woods sucker

The act of having homosexual intercourse in the woods and sucking on the male reproductive organ
Liam: Wanna do the woods sucker tonight

Alex: Yeah I'm real down, no homo tho
by silly swan69 November 29, 2021
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wood plot

The act of taking a shit while camping. Usually sitting on a fallen tree or a man made shit hole.

The act of plotting shit near wood.
Camper #1 I ate 16 sausages and 10 eggs for breakfeast this morning and man do i have to take a slimy nasty wood plot.

Camper #2 Aww man, I was going to hop on the canoe and hang my asshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!
by Donco December 29, 2007
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Joshua Wood

The coolest man alive, gets all the ladies and most likely has a 30 foot long dick
Woah that's a joshua wood, look at his 30 foot long dick
by jw4amj January 15, 2021
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