Salad cat Someone whom uses lettuce or other salad material to intimately fondle ones nether regions.
Jerry: I hope you don’t use that lettuce for what I’m thinking.
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!
by BayofBengal January 8, 2018
Get the salad catmug. The act of putting salad leaves in a woman's vagina in the morning, leaving them in the whole day and taking them out at night to eat
by Handicap offensive January 17, 2017
Get the summer saladmug. Variation of tossing a salad. Except the asshole is covered in shit while one sexual partner eats around it.
by bussboii November 22, 2017
Get the brown saladmug. by johnmillions February 8, 2014
Get the salad strainermug. by Niggggggggggggggggggur February 6, 2017
Get the Texas Saladmug. "Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
by drsanchez January 25, 2016
Get the handjob saladmug. An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.
by Billricksteveralphpeter April 7, 2009
Get the glove saladmug.