the swedish jumpstart

where you wear a battery on you back with jumper cables hooked to it, then you jam the negative in your ass and hook the positive to your balls and then pull you cock

give tibor the back pack and lotion i guess he needs "the swedish jumpstart"

by Macfitster September 3, 2013

Swedish fish

when u twist a dog dick and it turns red

Let’s give Sparky a swedish fish

by itsyaaboifreddmeyt April 24, 2018

Swedish Bidet

A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.

My brother got too experience a swedish Bidet when my dad opened up the sewer connection.

by Haldoe November 15, 2023

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.

by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019

Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.

- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal

by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017

Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

swedish ferris wheel

When multiple people (preferably dudes but girls on the same end would be cool) lay like in a spoke with their heads close to one another's and 1 bitch sits on their faces one by one.

That bitch was so sexy we all wanted to grub that box, so she agreed to let us all do it at once and gave us a Swedish Ferris Wheel. april shower bukkake

by The 3 6 October 6, 2016