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potatoes with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Rocks with mouths."
Those people are so stupid, they are like potatoes with mouths.
by D9 GM September 2, 2010
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mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.
1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!
by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009
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mouth-horny

The urge to do something with your mouth, i.e. making out, giving someone a blowjob, biting someone, eating something, chewing gum, etc.
He was baffled when I announced that I was mouth-horny.
by Emu Loving Llama June 16, 2009
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Mouth Piece

My boy is facing 20 years to life…. He better get himself a good mouth piece!!
by Badboykilla April 25, 2022
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Cake Mouth

Someone whos mouth gives away the fact they love cake just by looking at it. Never trust someone with cake mouth they will stab you in the back for a slice of Victora Sponge .
Roger you have a serious case of cake mouth
by SGW86 December 2, 2014
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Magma Mouth

A rarely dangerous, but often bothersome medical phenomenon in which molten rock is violently projected from the mouth. Generally associated with Lava Teeth dental disorder or the gum disease known as Gingivitis.
"Sweetie, my penis feels a bit charred."

"Oops! Must have been the Magma Mouth."
by emmaruby January 13, 2008
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Ass mouth

The wrinkles that unhappy old ladies have around their mouths. Often caused by smoking. And also being uptight.
If it wasn't for Botox, Ann Coulter would totally have ass mouth.
by anncoulter November 29, 2011
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