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Fifth Meal

The person one drunkenly contacts to hook up, only after enjoying post-bar fast food. Based off the late night "fourth meal" promotion from Taco Bell.
Bro, that crunchwrap was clutch. Gonna hit up Amber for a little Fifth Meal. Ignore the noise.
by BarManBT September 6, 2025
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meal-breaker

A foodstuff (usually a sweet, salty, oily or fatty snack) which unexpectedly spoils one's appetite. After consumption, the eater usually cannot start or finish the remainder of their regular meal.
I thought I'd just have a bag of buttered popcorn to take the edge off before dinner, but that's stuff's a real meal-breaker!
by niftimusmaximus September 15, 2010
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2 piece fish meal

A threesome where it’s 1 man pleasuring 2 women orally.
Generic Inquiry:
“Hey how was that 2 piece fish meal with Britney & Sarah last night?”

Response:

delicious! especially with TAR TAR sauce and that malt vinegar dripping”
by Longjohnsilversman June 24, 2022
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Sigma Meal Skibidi Slicers

When someone has a meal at a Gen Alpha restaurant with iPad kids (McDonald's, Wendy's, etc.)
Friend: OMG guys! I just had my Sigma Meal Skibidi Slicers in Mcdonalds!!!

Friend 2: Stop being an iPad kid and have some actual rizz.

Friend: OK, but don't act like a rizzler in front of every sigma. Especially near the Alphas.
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Happy Meal

any combination of three (3) intoxicating legal/illegal drugs wherein the MAIN one used is considered like the HAMBURGER, the secondary one is considered like the side fries, and the 3rd is a BEVERAGE.

So, if while taking vicoden, you also smoke some marijuana, and ALSO are drinking a beer or rum & coke, YOU ARE ENJOYING A HAPPY MEAL!
Terri called Connie and asked if she wanted to go out and party. They both agreed and said, "OMG, YES! IM HAVING A SHITTY DAY! LETS DO A HAPPY MEAL!"
by Misty Barr June 22, 2018
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Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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