fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

by Raven Bancroft March 2, 2015

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I’m fake

When you say “I’m fake” it means that you have no will to live and want to jump off a bridge

I’m fake is fake on YouTube

This is so hard I’m fake

by Gonadectomy January 19, 2019

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A person (generally a man with a huge ego) who attempts to work on, or trys to fix something without having any knowledge, or little knowledge about how to fix whatever they're working on. Usually involving mechanic tools, hand tools, or electric tools.

Yo Mike, you listen to those factory technicians at work talk about how they always work on their cars and fix them? It's like they auto mechanics.

Nah bro, they ain't no auto mechanics, they jus fake fixin'

by lonesniper24 September 29, 2009

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Fake Friend

You think you can count on them, but they will disappoint you not 1 nor 2 nor 3 times but until you realise you're being tricked by them.

"You know Maria? She's a fake friend. She used me and now she's sorry, because she needs me again."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

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Fake-frum

An Orthodox Jew who, publicly, goes thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate that faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Fake Frum are not limited to clergy members and frequently include prominent laity.

Itche Meyer is so , so careful not to gab in synagogue -- - but you should see how he behaves at the shul kiddush (post-prayer Sabbath reception). Then, his fake-frumess REALLY reveals itself

by Yossi Kluger February 20, 2022

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