Hit the deck

Mixing music using turntables.
Comes from turntables being called decks.

Guy 1: Dude, have you finished the 80s summer hit mix already? It has to be uploaded over an hour.
Guy 2: Oh crap I forgot all about that! Time to hit the deck!

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber July 14, 2021

Decking

For something or someone to be really nice or good looking

Her nails are decking.
Her hair is decking.
She is decking.

by The imperial skateboard p April 23, 2021

Friendship Team/Deck

When you create a team or deck in a game using your friends' favorite cards/units.

"Yugi put each of his friend's favorite cards into his deck for this duel. You could call it a friendship team/deck"

by sizer25 December 17, 2021

Ben Deck

When constructing a Commander Magic the Gathering deck, its a 100 deck that will sit and do nothing all game, then wins in a single turn. To master the Ben Deck, you must have all the pieces in your hand and pretend to have nothing. The deck must not exceed 27 lands and still function as if you have 35-38 lands.

"God, that's such a Ben Deck, you just won out of nowhere!!"

by JoshFenix February 01, 2022

Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023

Deck

There's no introduction needed for Deck. Deck gives me a good laugh. Deck lights up the groupchat when she's there. Deck will always be loved and needed because Deck is Deck.
And we fucking love Deck.
-Jazzy <3

"Deck is so funny."
"S tier humor, for real."

by stfujazzy April 15, 2022

deck

a place all men drink beers while sitting and playing country music

Man 1, Hey wanna beer
man 2, yeah sure
man 2, drinks while playing music on the deck

by Mr. Disappointment December 07, 2021