Thumb Burn

A rash or reddening of the skin between the thumb and pointer finger from holding down the taught waistband of a pair of sweats or boxers to easily access your junk for a good wank. Usually on the left hand, Thumb Burn is only realized after the masturbation session is complete. Every true man gets Thumb Burn once in their life.

*Ring Ring*
John: Hello?
Dave: Whats crackalackin?
John: Just getting some major Thumb Burn, can i call you back?

*Finish in a tissue, then try to go back to surfing the internet responsibly.*
You: Ouch, FUCK. Thumb Burn strikes again!

by THTJ March 29, 2010

ouch burn

An insult referring to the insult 'Burn'.

Person 1: Your fat
Person 2: Your MOM is fat
Person 3: OUCH BURN!

by Mitsukun May 14, 2007

porn burn

Having watched far too much porn, real world sex doesn't do it for you or is extremely difficult to get to the tickley bit.

Sorry I can't cum I have porn burn

by Anon0101010 February 7, 2015

tree burning

slang for smoking pot.

Hey wanna go have a tree burning sesh?

by k pot May 15, 2007

cold burn

When a person gets put down by somebody, and his/her friend tries to say something to make them feel better but accidentally says something that makes it worse.
Originates from the phrase "do you want some ice with that burn?", as putting ice on burns can cause a cold burn on top of the hot burn, hence the name.

Person 1: I've had Christmas crackers funnier than you.
Person 2: *sad face*
Person 3: Want some ice on that burn?
Person 4: It's OK, the Pony Club likes your jokes.
Person 2: *runs off in floods of noisy tears*
Person 3: Cold burn!

by Causticannon April 6, 2011

Shit Burn

This is what one may experiance after a eating spicy foods, mainley tacos and buritos.

Lets go to the bar Stan, sorry Ben but I just had the worst case of Shit Burns.

by kingMi May 28, 2009

bagel burn

The rash a man gets after drity bagelin'

Steve had to take an ice bath to soothe his severe case of bagel burn.

by Dylan April 13, 2005