sex:jack and jill went up the hill to get a pale of water who knows what they did up there and came down with a daughter. sing this in the yankey doodle toon.
by some person in some world April 3, 2009
Get the sexmug. by uttam maharjan September 22, 2011
Get the sex-inmug. When 2 or more people get together naked and do stuff with eachother's body parts
Man & Woman: Man puts cock in Woman's ass
Gay: One Man puts cock in another Man's butt
Lesbion: One Woman licks another Woman's pussy
Man & Woman: Man puts cock in Woman's ass
Gay: One Man puts cock in another Man's butt
Lesbion: One Woman licks another Woman's pussy
by Mr. Dino October 11, 2017
Get the sexmug. by Skribbla15 January 31, 2018
Get the Sexmug. Max couldn’t take his eyes off Sara at the club. When Sara caught him staring at her pussy, she came to him and said “You and me. Up.” She slid a finger on his dick before leaving. Max went upstairs and saw Sara in a lace bra and thong.They kissed each other. “Let’s have some fun” Sara said sexily. Max ripped off her bra and thong. He stripped himself down too, to reveal a 10 inch cock. “I can’t believe you’ve been hiding this from me. She knelt and gave Max a blowjob. He came in her mouth, and Sara swallowed it all. Sara opened her legs and showed Max her pink pussy. “I can’t believe you’ve been hiding this from me” said Max. He was shallow fucking her at first to make her beg for him. “HARDER FASTER DEEPER PLEASE DADDY” Sara said. He went in a bit deeper. “PLEASE!” she yelled. Max turned her around and did it doggie style, adding in a few spanks. He shoved all 10 inches in her, and they both came at the same time. Max then started to eat her out. She came. They fell asleep together and did it all again in the morning.
by PleaseDaddyPlease June 7, 2020
Get the Sexmug. I was having a party for my birthday at the pool. My crush was coming, and I was determined to get him to myself. He finally arrived. His ruffled black hair was just perfect, and his vibrant blue eyes gazed shyly at me. His skin was tanned. When the party was over, I took Gale's hand, dragging him behind the bathrooms. I looked up at him, he gazed softly down at me. We wordlessly kissed, my arms around his neck and his around my waist. "Lets have sex, Emily." He whispered to me.
He pulled away from me, putting his hands on my boobs, and I smiled up at him, inviting him to go on. He tore off my top, and kissed my neck lovingly. He slid his lips down to my nipples, engulfing one in his mouth. I moaned as he bit down on it.
I reached down, grabbing his dick through his pants. He smirked at me, pulling away and taking his swim pants off, revealing a 10 inch long, 3 1/2 wide cock. I stared, astonished. I had never seen one so big. He laid me down, and I reached up, pulling him onto me. He suddenly went into me, easily sliding out again. I moan, wanting more. "All the way, Gale! Please!" I begged, and he obeyed, sticking it in all the way. I cummed into him, and he moaned, as did I. Gale put one hand on each of my huge tits, moving them around. I moaned. "Keep going!" I shouted, but then he had to go. Before he got into his car, I pulled one of my boobs out for him to touch one last time. He smirked, kissing them and then backed into the car, driving away.
He pulled away from me, putting his hands on my boobs, and I smiled up at him, inviting him to go on. He tore off my top, and kissed my neck lovingly. He slid his lips down to my nipples, engulfing one in his mouth. I moaned as he bit down on it.
I reached down, grabbing his dick through his pants. He smirked at me, pulling away and taking his swim pants off, revealing a 10 inch long, 3 1/2 wide cock. I stared, astonished. I had never seen one so big. He laid me down, and I reached up, pulling him onto me. He suddenly went into me, easily sliding out again. I moan, wanting more. "All the way, Gale! Please!" I begged, and he obeyed, sticking it in all the way. I cummed into him, and he moaned, as did I. Gale put one hand on each of my huge tits, moving them around. I moaned. "Keep going!" I shouted, but then he had to go. Before he got into his car, I pulled one of my boobs out for him to touch one last time. He smirked, kissing them and then backed into the car, driving away.
by TheLarge July 29, 2018
Get the Sexmug. You see your hot neighbor and you talk to him. You ask him to come to your place. He says he will meet you at 6:30. Before he came you dressed up in sexy lingerie. He came over and said "Wow your dressed nicely" then gave you a wink. The whole time He has only been eyeing you down staring at your boobs, pussy and ass. You drop a pen intentionally right in front if him so you bend over and in your langey you are wearing a thong so he sees you ass an pussy an while your down there doggy position he grabs your ass, you moan lightly but he heard you and said "you liked that huh" you say "yeah" In a seductive voice. He unbuttons his pants and takes his dick out, already hard. you still in doggy position bent over he moves you langere out o the way and your thong and starts fingering your pussy slowly. then he picks you up and throws you on your bed on your bac. he rips your lingerie and thong and starts licking your clit. then sticks his toung inside your vigina hole. after doing that he starts rubbing his dick on your pussy then sticks it in. He starts faucking you slowly then you yell "FASTER" In a moan he obeys and goes faster and harder you moan loudly then you cum. Then you feel warm fluid inside you seeping out he also cummed.
by Idkwhattoput:p January 3, 2021
Get the Sexmug.