book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.

" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"

by YvanadankPussyWeed December 19, 2013

Train Book

A novel/book someone would read on the train, bus or other public transportation.
Known for it's lengthy and thick appearance.

Passenger - Look at that yuppie reading a train book.

by HiTHEREE April 25, 2009

Book Job

Where a 12 Yr old that has just reached puberty shoves his 0.4'' dick in and out of a book spine feeling absolutely outstanding of himself when a micrometer of sperm comes out of him

Give me a book so I can book job that mono

by Slashest April 9, 2022

Book-turning

The action of flipping over a book on display so that the back cover is showing, usually to hide the content of the book

John: Wanna go down to the library and do some book-turning?
Jack: Yeah, they had some new sociology books we need to hide from the public.

by will_builder8 May 3, 2021

ninja booking

Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.

I wanted to talk to Tora, but she keeps ninja booking.

by aleis October 2, 2011

burn book

a book that people (mainly females) put nasty things about others in

Kylie: OMG!!!!! I fucking hate Jessica so fucking much cuz she slpet with mah bae Kyle!
Sarah: Put it in the burn book.

by Lolliepuff February 15, 2015

Read a book

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.

"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"

by Vbui717 June 9, 2014