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Jonas

Shit at his job, but overall nice guy.
Did your hear he got fired?

Oh did Jonas get fired:( I guess, more time for beer
by Bowler 67 September 24, 2025
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Jonas

A kid burned with huge penis to have fun in the party. He will always find a girl to rub.
Ewww everybody run! It’s Jonas !
by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022
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jonas

a sweet guy

will always be selfless but denies it
he will always be looking to improve himself when hes already perfect
always looking to try new things
never lets anyone down
hardworking always
Have you seen Jonas? His girlfriend is lucky as fuck
by pinkcheekgirl February 21, 2022
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Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are one of the best bands ever. There are three members: Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.
Sister: Omg I am such a Kevin girl!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!
by bigjoncleetus June 9, 2020
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Jona

The most marvelous human being that has ever existed
Especially Jona Hoxhaj 😂
by Tralalaa November 22, 2021
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Jonas

Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.
Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!
by Cheati-819 November 21, 2021
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Jonas

Big dick, gorgeous, smart, big ol booty, athletic, gets boys pretty easy. Has multiple side pieces. Pretty sweet. Likes 100 men at once.
Look at Jonas over there, what a man magnet!”
by Derrick09 November 23, 2021
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