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Tennessee turtle turd clamper

It’s where two guys are in a pond and find a snapping turtle and don’t know which end is which but they both pull them out and see which one gets the poop chute and which one gets the clamp
Tennessee turtle turd clamper, Oh my God Jim did you see Jerry do that Tennessee Turtle turd clamper last night it snapped his dick off
by Tennessee dh November 8, 2021
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Tenna

Beautiful skinny blonde girl. She’s very intelligent, loves animals and has a big heart. She loves to stay in bed and takes a lot of naps!
Everyone loves her and see her as an angel. She is very shy, and gets anxious around big crowds. She doesn’t open up to people easily, but then people really get to know her she will show her more crazy and loving side!
Your life will be so much better with a Tenna in it!

Who’s that angel looking girl, it’s Tenna!
by Blue moon 🌚 November 22, 2021
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Tennyson

The name Tennyson is a boy's name of English origin meaning "son of Dennis". They are known to be frugal and Motivated, loyal to the family, Free-spirited with full of knowledge. If you met a Tennyson you are in luck, your day will be fun and adventurous your day will pass as you are free in the world. Be careful with Tennyson as they are known to have zero to no emotions, connecting with a Tennyson is difficult but with a big reward.
Tennyson is hard to read
by therealgate November 23, 2021
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tennesyn

tennesyn is a very pretty boy but a retard, possibly has autism
you can’t have a good conversation with tennesyn because he won’t understand but you get a good laugh
by Nigeriah November 23, 2021
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Tennis bal

Tennis ball but better as its a bal
"Do you have a tennis bal ?"
by carnforthman January 10, 2022
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Tenny

A cute, hot girl. Everyone wants to be her girlfriend, both guys, and girls. But she's already taken. She loves volleyball and her dog.
Wow, she's such a Tenny! Damn that Tenny is so hot!
by @thatgirl February 6, 2022
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tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.
Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
by YAWA April 10, 2022
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