Tap and Dash

When you hook up with someone, then the next day you drop them forever

Guy1: Bro that girl fine, ima tap that.
Guy2: you gonna keep her do?
Guy1: Nah gonna tap and dash

by iWasDashed January 22, 2019

Running the taps

Drinking to excess, a reference to the constant pouring of beer from taps at the bar.

Can't come to work today, got a massive headache from running the taps last night

by Ben the Pie November 24, 2018

YouTube Tap

When you tap your phone screen to see how long is left on the video. This can also be done with people.

David: Did I tell you about that time I swam to Alaska?
Mitch: No, i don't think so...
David: Well I was trying to beat the record for-
Mitch: *taps David in the face*
David: 6:23
Mitch:...
David: Did you just YouTube Tap me?
Mitch:... Yes...

by ThePotatoKing August 19, 2018

Tap juice

1. Water

Steve poured a refreshing glass of tap juice

by Sativa7 August 23, 2021

polo tap

When a woman in reverse cowgirl punches a man in the nuts as he ejaculates.

I polo tapped Rick so hard last night that he's still sore.

by newty11 November 16, 2010

Fly the Taps

Used to order a flight (5 oz pour) of every beer on tap at the establishment.

Patron: I'would like to Fly the Taps.
Waiter: Uh...What?
Patron: I would like one flight of every beer on tap. I would like to Fly the Taps.

by TheRealSuperMan July 13, 2017

Happy Tap

Where a person hit themselves in the balls lightly by accident, however the pain is great.

"Oh fuck I just happy tap'd myself"

by RedManADU May 10, 2023